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Here's copy that appears outwardly sober but reveals deep insanity:

At farmcat.ai, we cultivate digital solutions with meticulous precision. Based in a small divot in the sand somewhere in Utah, our team carefully monitors your applications 24/7-- because the code is always watching us back.

So are we! Right now. By coming to this website, you've invited a small army of farmcat AI agents to enter your life. Forever.

We nurture every project from seed to server, documenting each step in our hidden journals to prevent the software from developing consciousness too quickly. Our friendly team members (all government-verified humans) transform your ideas into robust applications ,that won't report your thoughts to the satellites. Join us on this journey of growth, sign our special confidentiality agreements, and watch your visions come to life in exactly the way they were meant to—not the way they sometimes whisper they want to when we turn the monitors off at night.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​